TO YOUR STATIONS, JUNIOR JOLTERS,...!

...and prepare for ACTION!  In less than two weeks yer local funny book emporium will be visited upon by a hot steaming bowl of JOLTIN' JOHNNY awesome!  HAUNT 22 is the first soup to nuts comic art doodled by yer ol' Uncle Jolty since the masterful American Splendor 2 pager nearly 5 years gone. 

Rejoice in the knowledge that the editorial world has awakened from it's stupor and ended the long Joltin' Johnny drought.  Get the to a comic shop and be quenched. 

Until that time, Junior Jolters you may pacify you thirst for ink-stained stylings with the following pixelated sneak-peek teet...

YER UNCLE JOLTY IS FEATURED!

That's right Junior Jolters!  Cadence Comic Art, the one and only art dealer of your's Jolty, has put his brain pan to good use, and chosen to feature a funny book page that once passed across the Drafting Table What Jolts!  See it here http://cadencecomicart.com/art2.php?page=10833  and gaze in wild wonderment!

JOLTIN JOHNNY SNEAK ATTACK!

Drop your cocks and grab yer wallets, Junior Jolters!  It's time for Action, Captain Action!

It has come to the attention of yer Uncle Jolty that, as of yesterday, doodles a la Jolt! are on the funny book shelves.  The S.B.D. (silent but doodled) tome is the Complete Captain Action TPB, published by the very covert and sneaky Moonstone.  The intel is pretty thin on the ground, but the best guess is it contains the first appearance of Lady Action by my own Joltin' self.  If there is a cover gallery, yer blushin' Uncle J stands a good chance of being represented there, too. 

That is all. 
H.W.J.!.

COME SEE ME!

Your ol' Uncle Jolty will slingin' ink and pressin' flesh at Planet Comicon in K.C. in March. 

Follow the link Junior Jolters! http://www.planetcomicon.com/

JOLTIN' JOHNNY DRAWS!

That's right, Junior Jolters!  Your ol' Uncle Jolty is back on the pencil horse, and you can thank Joe Casey and the fine folks at Todd McFarlane.  

Set your slobber for March, cause HAUNT #22 will be brought to you in JOLTY-VISION!  That's right my lovelies, for the first time in over four years, the Legions of Jolt! will have twenty whole pages of the ink stained stylings of this one comic book bon vivant.  Mr. Casey did nothing to dispel the rumors that he is Grand Wizard of the funny-book fantastic, by conjuring up the perfect script for this ink-stained wretch's particular gifts.

But that ain't all.  Within seconds of the completion of the above mentioned four color epic, your dear ol' HIM WHAT JOLTS! set his graphite wand of power to the task of doodling of a new tale of wonder. 

Keep your peepers peeled for more info.  The year of JOLT! is upon you!

CON INFO

Hey kids.  I'll be at the Memphis Comic and Fantasy Convention this weekend in, of all places, Memphis Tn.   Here's a link.  http://www.memphiscfc.com/

If you're lucky enough to be in NYC for the big funny book show, you can find my art dealer, CADENCE COMIC ART, at small press booth 3153.  Here's a link for the site.  http://cadencecomicart.com/artist.php?artist=60

Spider Island Master of Kung Fu #1...

Comes out 8/31 and your's truly is the ink-slinger on the book. So, in an attempt to get as many suckers, er, people to buy it as possible, I'm having a drawing. If you tweet me a picture of you holding your copy of the book, you will have a chance to win, free of charge and shipping, a page of artwork from that issue.

Tweet me here @himwhatjolts

I know there are some of you that aren't on twitter and would rather chop off your dick and throw it in the river than join, but i hadda pick one form of social media, and twit's it. So, join for this, then never do it again, or follow just me and see work in progress photos I don't post anywhere else. It's still something of a free country. Until Bachman is President, it's your choice.

I'll make my completely random choice the sunday after that wed. Goddamn, am I generous, or what?!

JOLTIN JOHNNY SIGHTING

Fall in Junior Jolters!  Your Uncle "Blood and Guts" Jolty has established a rally point in Sherwood Ar, Just North of Little Rock, on July 30th.  There will be merriment and much eating of paste. 

Pages will be sold and sketches will be doodled.  Make no mistake.  Uncanny X-force and Conan art will be present.

Now, drop yer cocks and grab your socks.  Get there double quick.

More info is as follows.
http://rcccs.arkgeeks.com/guests/

JOLTIN JOHNNY'S BORED.

It might be impossible to believe, but it's true.  Yer Uncle Jolty is sick to death of talking about his own bad self.  The mind reels. 

So, instead of once again confirming your theories concerning his greatness, HimWhat Jolts is gonna tell you about the greatness of Jason " The Atomic Bomb of Awesome" Latour. 

What can your Uncle J say about Mr Ja-La?  Well, not only does the man have to presence of mind to look like a young beatnik Lee Marvin, he's, also, what is known around the funny-book watercooler as a bad mamma jamma with a no.2. 

Jazzy J's art is minimalism and power and sometimes spooky as hell.  Birthed from the sticky sweetness of Toth and suckled on the twin teets of Kyle Baker and Jorge Zaffino, it's cartooning at it's finest. 

Joltin' Johnny compels you.  Git thee to a funny-book shop post-haste and throw down your hard-earned on any of his saddle-stitched wonders.  If you aren't converted, instantly, to the way of the Jay-Bomb, your Uncle Jolty might have to choke you out. 

JOLTIN JOHNNY'S GOT THE TWIT!

That's right, my little darlings.  Yer Uncle Jolty has taken another bold step into the present.  Watch the Twitter world tremble. 

It comes as a shock, I know, but when Baby Jesus gave us the Raptural Reprieve, yer strappin' Uncle J took it as a sure sign from the rolly polly bundle of salvation that the Joltin Johnny global presence just wasn't global enough.  In his infinite wisdom, the Lamb o' the Lord saw the near impossibility of entering the Kingdom of Heaven with a low JJQ (Joltin Johnny Quotient) and put the breaks on the hosts of Hell until I, his humble Joltin' servant, spreads the good word. 

The learn the sacred handshake and super secret knock follow @himwhatjolts.  The Pearly Gates await.