Howdy-do Junior Jolters! It's only November, but the Christmas funk is already upon us. But don't go soilin' you union suit, your Uncle Jolty has some relief.
You see, your dear Aunt Jolty is nutty for knitting, and she's selling her wares on her very own ETSY site. She has two styles of hats in her shop and they're the cat's pajamas. If you don't believe me, check 'em out. Hell, check em out even if you do.
If you're as much of a manly man as your old Uncle J, you have no idea what to buy the woman in your life. If diamonds are out of your price range, and trying to guess her dress size turns your hair white from fright, try a knitted cap. It takes little to no thought and it'll make you seem like you care. No foolin'.
Kids of the the female persuasion will love 'em, too.