Monday, October 10, 2011


Hey kids.  I'll be at the Memphis Comic and Fantasy Convention this weekend in, of all places, Memphis Tn.   Here's a link.

If you're lucky enough to be in NYC for the big funny book show, you can find my art dealer, CADENCE COMIC ART, at small press booth 3153.  Here's a link for the site.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Spider Island Master of Kung Fu #1...

Comes out 8/31 and your's truly is the ink-slinger on the book. So, in an attempt to get as many suckers, er, people to buy it as possible, I'm having a drawing. If you tweet me a picture of you holding your copy of the book, you will have a chance to win, free of charge and shipping, a page of artwork from that issue.

Tweet me here @himwhatjolts

I know there are some of you that aren't on twitter and would rather chop off your dick and throw it in the river than join, but i hadda pick one form of social media, and twit's it. So, join for this, then never do it again, or follow just me and see work in progress photos I don't post anywhere else. It's still something of a free country. Until Bachman is President, it's your choice.

I'll make my completely random choice the sunday after that wed. Goddamn, am I generous, or what?!

Sunday, July 17, 2011


Fall in Junior Jolters!  Your Uncle "Blood and Guts" Jolty has established a rally point in Sherwood Ar, Just North of Little Rock, on July 30th.  There will be merriment and much eating of paste. 

Pages will be sold and sketches will be doodled.  Make no mistake.  Uncanny X-force and Conan art will be present.

Now, drop yer cocks and grab your socks.  Get there double quick.

More info is as follows.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011


It might be impossible to believe, but it's true.  Yer Uncle Jolty is sick to death of talking about his own bad self.  The mind reels. 

So, instead of once again confirming your theories concerning his greatness, HimWhat Jolts is gonna tell you about the greatness of Jason " The Atomic Bomb of Awesome" Latour. 

What can your Uncle J say about Mr Ja-La?  Well, not only does the man have to presence of mind to look like a young beatnik Lee Marvin, he's, also, what is known around the funny-book watercooler as a bad mamma jamma with a no.2. 

Jazzy J's art is minimalism and power and sometimes spooky as hell.  Birthed from the sticky sweetness of Toth and suckled on the twin teets of Kyle Baker and Jorge Zaffino, it's cartooning at it's finest. 

Joltin' Johnny compels you.  Git thee to a funny-book shop post-haste and throw down your hard-earned on any of his saddle-stitched wonders.  If you aren't converted, instantly, to the way of the Jay-Bomb, your Uncle Jolty might have to choke you out. 

Tuesday, May 24, 2011


That's right, my little darlings.  Yer Uncle Jolty has taken another bold step into the present.  Watch the Twitter world tremble. 

It comes as a shock, I know, but when Baby Jesus gave us the Raptural Reprieve, yer strappin' Uncle J took it as a sure sign from the rolly polly bundle of salvation that the Joltin Johnny global presence just wasn't global enough.  In his infinite wisdom, the Lamb o' the Lord saw the near impossibility of entering the Kingdom of Heaven with a low JJQ (Joltin Johnny Quotient) and put the breaks on the hosts of Hell until I, his humble Joltin' servant, spreads the good word. 

The learn the sacred handshake and super secret knock follow @himwhatjolts.  The Pearly Gates await. 

Saturday, May 14, 2011


He's just too dang busy slingin' ink over the work of others.  Conan ain't gonna ink hisself.

But every now and then, yer Uncle Jolty gets to shake off the rust and do a bit of doodlin'.  Last week the light of the Lord shown down on us all, and that very thing happened.  Behold, chillins.  A shiny new Joltin' Johnny masterwork.

If the stars stay aligned, there should be more comin'.  Who said God was dead? 

Friday, March 25, 2011


No kids, yer Uncle Jolty ain't shufflin' off the mortal coil and he ain't movin' to a mountain top to attain Godhead.  He's just leaving Texas. 

Come say goodbye at the Dallas Comic Con on May21-22.

Monday, February 14, 2011


If you don't think it's the most awesome bit of awesomeness that's come down the pike in a good long while, I'm gonna have you fitted for a dress. 

Monday, January 10, 2011


Hello young jolters.  Joltin' Johhny is here with the answer to your fur short wearin' dreams.  My brand spankin' new art dealer has just posted the pages to the first issue of Conan:Road of Kings.

Don't cry no tears my cash poor little darlings.  Your uncle Jolty understands if your pockets are ridin' a little high.  Christmas takes it out of the best of us.  Take a pressure free walk on over to the site.  Lookin' is absotively free.