He's just too dang busy slingin' ink over the work of others. Conan ain't gonna ink hisself.
But every now and then, yer Uncle Jolty gets to shake off the rust and do a bit of doodlin'. Last week the light of the Lord shown down on us all, and that very thing happened. Behold, chillins. A shiny new Joltin' Johnny masterwork.
If the stars stay aligned, there should be more comin'. Who said God was dead?