Dry yer eyes Junior Jolters, your long unfulfilled wish of having worthless shit made instantly invaluable has been granted. Thanks to the fine folks at redbubble.com, you can now have glorious Joltin Johnny doodles emblazoned on all manner of, until now, completely disposable rubbish.
First it was just t-shirts. Now its posters, postcards and, oh my stars and garters, iPhone cases. Jumpin Jesus Palomino! Could that warm feeling that just came over you be anything other that the panty piddle of excitement?!
Hose yourself off and get over to my gallery! Looking is free, but you wouldn't want to be a cheapskate...