Something disturbing I see at conventions, and it was so this weekend, People rarely wash their hands before exiting the restroom. Since I'm known by some friends as Captain peanut bladder, I feel like I'm getting a pretty good sample size (rim shot). So, it's pretty fair to say conventions are wall to wall pee pee hands. Since I also see a fair number of people walking straight from the stall to the convention floor, poo poo hands is also well represented.
You gotta start
washing your hands people. It's time to stop behaving like fucking
animals or stop wondering why you are and always have been social
outcasts. It's not that "they" don't get you. They get you. You're
filthy oily waste-handed animals.